Game Changer #24: Cool kids say voting is lame
Oct 28th, 2008 by slander08
With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
You think this kid votes? Fuck no!
Voting sucks. You want to vote for Barack Whosiswhats or John McBoner? That’s totally stupid. The president doesn’t care about me and I don’t care about the stupid president.
Voting is what the gays do so they can marry each other and be totally faggy. The only thing worth voting for is the high school superlative for biggest badass …and maybe American Idol if there is some totally kick-ass rocker like Daughtry still left in the competish.
Maybe some day they’ll let us vote on why elections are so stupid. Lame.
