U.S. Government introduces new definitive poll called “election”
Oct 29th, 2008 by slander08
This is better than a FOX News poll? I don't get it.
Trying to follow presidential polls to determine whether Americans favor Democrat Barack Obama or Republican John McCain and by how much can be confusing, so much so that a public outcry has emerged over the accuracy of polls and the methods and credentials of those who are polling. In an effort to resolve this issue, the United States Federal Government has stepped in.
“It has come to our attention that poll results vary greatly and can be hard to interpret,” said a government representative. “The U.S. Government has decided to end any confusion. This coming Tuesday, we will be conducting our own poll nationwide. People will have the opportunity to report to a polling booth located in thousands of locations throughout the entire country and state which candidate they prefer. We’ve decided to call this poll a ‘general election’ and it will once and for all determine who will be the next President of the United States.”
The general election poll has a margin of error of +/- 2% and may be overturned by the electoral college if federal procedure dictates as such.
[...] US Government introduces new definitive poll called “election” “It has come to our attention that poll results vary greatly and can be hard to interpret,” said a government representative. “The US Government has decided to end any confusion. This coming Tuesday, we will be conducting our own poll … [...]
[...] US Government introduces new definitive poll called “election” Trying to follow presidential polls to determine whether Americans favor Democrat Barack Obama or Republican John McCain and by how much can be confusing, so much so that a public outcry has emerged over the accuracy of polls and the … [...]
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