Like our inevitable deaths, Election Day is finally here. I’m as giddy as a school boy, because much like a school boy, I… uh… can’t vote. I screwed up my absentee ballot. If anyone wants to go to my polling place on 17th St. in Philadelphia and place a vote for Bob Barr, be my [...]
Trying to follow presidential polls to determine whether Americans favor Democrat Barack Obama or Republican John McCain and by how much can be confusing, so much so that a public outcry has emerged over the accuracy of polls and the methods and credentials of those who are polling. In an effort to resolve this issue, [...]
Game Changer #22: John McCain supports gay marriage
Posted in Game Changers, McCain on Oct 26th, 2008
With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
…as [...]
Game Changer #21: FOX News declares McCain winner 10 days before election
Posted in Game Changers, McCain on Oct 25th, 2008
With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
Whoops! [...]
Game Changer #20: McCain supporters are lying sacks of shit
Posted in Game Changers, McCain on Oct 24th, 2008
With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
Which [...]
Game Changer #16: W. rocked the box office!
Posted in Game Changers, McCain on Oct 20th, 2008
With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
Why [...]
Game Changer #14: Missouri is one of the most undecided states
Posted in Game Changers, McCain, Obama on Oct 18th, 2008
With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
In [...]
Game Changer #13: McCain admits to doing cocaine
Posted in Game Changers, McCain on Oct 17th, 2008
With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
Maybe [...]
Game Changer #12: I ain’t no F’ing plumber!
Posted in Game Changers, McCain, Obama on Oct 16th, 2008
With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
I’m [...]
Game Changer #11: They’re gonna kill off Cheney!
Posted in Game Changers, McCain, Palin on Oct 15th, 2008
With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
How [...]

