Like our inevitable deaths, Election Day is finally here. I’m as giddy as a school boy, because much like a school boy, I… uh… can’t vote. I screwed up my absentee ballot. If anyone wants to go to my polling place on 17th St. in Philadelphia and place a vote for Bob Barr, be my [...]
Trying to follow presidential polls to determine whether Americans favor Democrat Barack Obama or Republican John McCain and by how much can be confusing, so much so that a public outcry has emerged over the accuracy of polls and the methods and credentials of those who are polling. In an effort to resolve this issue, [...]
Matt Drudge caught masturbating to his own website!
Posted in Obama on Oct 27th, 2008
He’s become one of the most influential figures in the modern news media, and he can’t keep that excitement in his pants.
Despite limitless options for online pornographic content, earlier today paparazzi snapped photos of an ecstatic Matt Drudge as he pleasured himself moments after posting the headline “2001 OBAMA: TRAGEDY THAT ‘REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH’ NOT [...]
Game Changer #23: Obama plans to blast our money into outer space
Posted in Game Changers, Obama on Oct 27th, 2008
With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
More [...]
Game Changer #17: Electing Obama will weaken presidential satire
Posted in Game Changers, Obama on Oct 21st, 2008
With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
It’s [...]
Game Changer #15: Some black dude endorsed some other black dude
Posted in Game Changers, Obama on Oct 19th, 2008
With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
Earlier [...]
Game Changer #14: Missouri is one of the most undecided states
Posted in Game Changers, McCain, Obama on Oct 18th, 2008
With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
In [...]
Game Changer #12: I ain’t no F’ing plumber!
Posted in Game Changers, McCain, Obama on Oct 16th, 2008
With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
I’m [...]
Game Changer #9: The economy is broke because Barack has all our money!
Posted in Game Changers, Obama on Oct 13th, 2008
With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
Connect [...]
Game Changer #8: Obama loves pie
Posted in Game Changers, Obama on Oct 12th, 2008
With only a month to go in the election, each candidate is hoping for a “game changer” — that one moment in the campaign that finally turns the election decisively in their favor. For the final 31 days, we will introduce a daily game changer that we believe voters should take into account before voting.
Obama [...]
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